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Afraid that their reign may someday be threatened, the evil corporate dragons called upon a substandard wizard. To guarantee control of the poor subjects for all time, the wizard made use of inferior spells to freeze the subjects' youngsters in grotesquely ironic, adorable poses, vowing that he would imprison them permanently, should the subjects try to save them in any way. Decade after decade, the poor subjects were besieged, their children lost to oblivion one by one as they tried in vain to recover them.
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All through this time, the subjects heard stories that the popular kings Sony, and Phillips had uncovered a new, masterful wizard that could break the spell of the less capable wizard. Under cover of darkness, they sent a liaison to the courts of the benevolent kings to plead for their help, and protection. However the kings denied, stating that they shared the magical secret with yet another king; one far more powerful, yet far less greedy, as well as publicity hungry, who had made them swear that they will never tell. Propelled by his desire to save the subjects from the evil dragons, the liaison persisted his journey, east, toward the land of the rising sun, looking for anyone who could help him find the third, all-knowing king, Taiyo Yuden.
The subject's travels were made difficult because few knew of the mysterious king, much less of the mythical land wherein he lived. Thus, the traveler looked for any Taiyo Yuden Review he could find. As it occurred, he came upon another who informed him of a tale he had once heard of the elusive king, and his Taiyo Yuden CD-R, an amazing device that could alter the universe, only if he would prefer to share it openly. Although as benevolent as kings Phillips, and Sony, this king chose to humble himself, ordering his wholesalers never to reveal that he, too, possessed the power.
The traveler told the subject of still more, marvelous spells wielded by the king's wizards, capable of far more than saving the tots from frozen oblivion. It is said, exclaimed the traveller, that the Taiyo Yuden DVD-R could animate them, too, changing them into spinning, jumping ballerinas, the accompanying orchestra booming in the background with crystal clearness; choir boys, t-ball champs, and gleeful party goers similarly; it mattered not, all are awakened to life. Skeptical, yet encouraged, the subject pushed on, hoping against hope that, if he cannot find the mysterious king, he may at least find a Taiyo Yuden Distributor where he might purchase a JVC Taiyo Yuden to save his much loved fellow villagers. Lamenting his pitiful state, he recalled that the dragons had stripped him of his cellular phone to prevent him from enlisting the aid of the powerful, resourceful Amazonians, and Wal-Marters.
Afraid that their reign may someday be threatened, the evil corporate dragons called upon a substandard wizard. To guarantee control of the poor subjects for all time, the wizard made use of inferior spells to freeze the subjects' youngsters in grotesquely ironic, adorable poses, vowing that he would imprison them permanently, should the subjects try to save them in any way. Decade after decade, the poor subjects were besieged, their children lost to oblivion one by one as they tried in vain to recover them.
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All through this time, the subjects heard stories that the popular kings Sony, and Phillips had uncovered a new, masterful wizard that could break the spell of the less capable wizard. Under cover of darkness, they sent a liaison to the courts of the benevolent kings to plead for their help, and protection. However the kings denied, stating that they shared the magical secret with yet another king; one far more powerful, yet far less greedy, as well as publicity hungry, who had made them swear that they will never tell. Propelled by his desire to save the subjects from the evil dragons, the liaison persisted his journey, east, toward the land of the rising sun, looking for anyone who could help him find the third, all-knowing king, Taiyo Yuden.
The subject's travels were made difficult because few knew of the mysterious king, much less of the mythical land wherein he lived. Thus, the traveler looked for any Taiyo Yuden Review he could find. As it occurred, he came upon another who informed him of a tale he had once heard of the elusive king, and his Taiyo Yuden CD-R, an amazing device that could alter the universe, only if he would prefer to share it openly. Although as benevolent as kings Phillips, and Sony, this king chose to humble himself, ordering his wholesalers never to reveal that he, too, possessed the power.
The traveler told the subject of still more, marvelous spells wielded by the king's wizards, capable of far more than saving the tots from frozen oblivion. It is said, exclaimed the traveller, that the Taiyo Yuden DVD-R could animate them, too, changing them into spinning, jumping ballerinas, the accompanying orchestra booming in the background with crystal clearness; choir boys, t-ball champs, and gleeful party goers similarly; it mattered not, all are awakened to life. Skeptical, yet encouraged, the subject pushed on, hoping against hope that, if he cannot find the mysterious king, he may at least find a Taiyo Yuden Distributor where he might purchase a JVC Taiyo Yuden to save his much loved fellow villagers. Lamenting his pitiful state, he recalled that the dragons had stripped him of his cellular phone to prevent him from enlisting the aid of the powerful, resourceful Amazonians, and Wal-Marters.
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